Batman & Robin

1997

Action / Fantasy / Sci-Fi

182
Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 11%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 16%
IMDb Rating 3.8 10 231398

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Cast

Arnold Schwarzenegger as Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries
George Clooney as Batman / Bruce Wayne
Uma Thurman as Poison Ivy / Dr. Pamela Isley
Vivica A. Fox as Ms. B. Haven
720p.BLU 1080p.BLU
850.07 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
PG-13
23.976 fps
2 hr 5 min
P/S 5 / 27
1.50 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
PG-13
23.976 fps
2 hr 5 min
P/S 9 / 76

Movie Reviews

Reviewed by axopnk 3 / 10

Things to learn from batman and robin

1. As a director it is VERY important to get a close up of Batmans ass going into the bat suit. This is to help the audience know that bat suit protects all vital areas.

2. Superman does not want a partner because partners tend to want cars that chicks dig.

3. Mr. Freeze, despite being a professor, has very a very limited vocabulary, which includes ice puns or sayings.

4. Professional henchmen, mob etc. will gladly wear hockey mask and tights to match their bosses criteria for wardrobe.

5. Heavy metal doors are the best for sky boarding, skydiving etc. and are known for their crisp clean accuracy and precision.

6. Mr. Freeze, despite being unable to survive without sub cold temperatures, frequently smokes cigars.

7. As a villain it is IMPORTANT to wear fuzzy slippers in front of your men and force them to sing songs like frosty the snowman etc. This helps ensure discipline and fear.

8. Diamonds are typically used today as a source of energy for such things as power suits, weapons etc.

9. Batman and robin, despite being busy with thugs mob bosses etc., have no problem making a appearance at foundations, benefits etc.

10. Batman now has his own bank complete with credit card.

11. Both batman and robin suits come standardized with hockey skates

12. In terms of momentum, if you are riding down a statute, building etc. going about 70 mph, you will be are able to stop dead in your tracts, regardless of such scientifically proved concepts as speed, velocity, gravity.

13. Batman and robin typically fight over love or other emotional problems while fighting villains, thugs etc. This helps the villain understand that batman and robin have feelings like everyone else.

14. Gangs today are all themed based. For example, one gang will all wear fluorescent colored clothes. This is done for fear and intimidation while showing the victim that themes and paint can be useful tools in your opponents mind.

15. Shopping carts are typically found in prison.

16. Officers, Despite being hit with a vapor that causes your lungs to freeze, are highly resistant and are known to survive.

17. If you see a person get hit with a freeze gun DO NOT run, instead look at the person with the gun and either scream, jump at them, or charge towards them. Although ineffective, this causes the user to have momentary fear.

18. As a girl/guy, despite having no formal training in combat, as long as you put on any variation of a bat suit, your skills will improve by a recorded 100%.

19. Vines can be used as a whip and administer the same amount of damage

20. Despite having years of detective skills and deductive reasoning, batman has trouble identifying people who change their hair color , stop wearing glasses (Poison ivy) and people who wear mask large enough to cover the eye area (see Batgirl).

21. Concentrated sunlight from a powerful satellite, cannot be used to melt thing layers of ice on a mirror. Hand held lasers are the best for such problems.

22. Through years of fighting together, batman, robin and bat girl have learned it is best to use language as a junior higher such as "watch and learn little boy" "the heat is on" "chicks dig cars"

23. Mr. Freeze, despite wanting to destroy the world, carries antidotes in his suit. Typically, most antidotes also come in a cool blue color.

24. Most prisons still allow villains to wear battle suits despite being in prison. This is to ensure the prisoner is comfortable in his new surroundings.

Reviewed by marieltrokan 10 / 10

Freedom is when anything in reality is allowed to experience contrast

Giving life to all is not giving no life to none

To none is not to

Not to is from

Not giving is possession

No life is non-behaviour

Possession non-behaviour from

Non-behaviour from is from non-behaviour

Possession from non-behaviour is non-possession to behaviour

Non-possession to behaviour is behaviour to non-possession

Behaviour to non-possession is non-behaviour to possession

Non-behaviour to possession is non-behaviour to behaviour

Non-behaviour to behaviour is non-behaviour direct behaviour

Non-behaviour direct behaviour is non-behaviour not direct

Non-behaviour not direct is direct not non-behaviour

Direct not non-behaviour is direct behaviour

Direct behaviour is control behaviour

Control behaviour is behaviour control

Behaviour control is style control

Style control is divide between style and control

Control is restriction

Divide between style and restriction is no divide not between no style not and freedom

No divide is oneness

Not between is between not

Between not is external nothing

No style is no judgement

Not and is and and

Oneness external nothing no judgement and and freedom

External nothing is internal

Internal is self

No judgement and is and no judgement

Oneness is no anti

No anti is self

Self self and no judgement and freedom

And no judgement is judgement

And freedom is judgement

Self self judgement judgement

Judgement judgement is freedom

Self self freedom

Free self self

Free no anti no anti

Free anti

Freedom of contrast

Freedom is when anything in reality is allowed to experience contrast

Reviewed by cyrillgasser 1 / 10

Horrible movie

This movie was one of the worst movies I have ever seen was everyone in it horrible I would say no. But to be honest the only person I like in this film maybe a little bit was George Clooney but all and all this movie is horrible I only like George Clooney but this movie was so awful.

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